Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[LN1]

Granted, it is stolen.

I wish for smileyness.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted, but there are so many smileys you get amnesia.

I wish :D :P.

 

[Brock]

Granted, but you later regret your wish, and wish that you'd wished for something better. Unfortunately, you are out of wishes.

I wish I had a years supply of soda, that wasnt flat, wouldnt run out, didnt go bad, and wasnt dangerous to me or my family, and wouldnt disappear before I could drink it. And it cant be stolen, taken, or miss placed by someone else.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted, but all of the soda magically disappears right after you drink the first can of soda.

I wish :D :P was a better wish and I wouldn't be out of wishes after that.

 

[LN1]

Granted, but you discover you can use 5 smileys and destroy your room litterally.

I wish that my next wish had to do with the lyrics of a song.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted, but I didn't feel like it.

I wish my wish was :D :P instead.

 

[LN1]

Granted, but there is nobody to kiss and you feel sad.

I wish to live in a pineapple under the sea and not die.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted, but you get harmed very badly instead.

I wish :D :P and I had somebody to kiss so I won't feel sad

 

[LN1]

Granted, you kiss the poisonous queen so you die.

I wish to be absorbing, yellow, and orange.

 

[ToxBox]

Granted but you are a shower sponge that you wash million of people that never showered long time

I wish that I will become 1 dollar

 

[LN1]

Granted, you are wasted on a garage sale and you for some reason hate garage sales.

I wish to talk to money without dying or going insane.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

But all the money are meanies

I wish that I was a

 

[LN1]

Granted, you slide into a black hole.

I wish for a black hole which will not kill me as a pet and it will not kill my family either.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

But then it kills your friends.

I wish they made a smiley that has a tongue sticking out.

 

[Mario Super Sluggers]

Granted, your friend gets sucked in the hole instead.

I wish that I could play with Pinkie Pie (the user).

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I wish they made a smiley that has a tongue sticking out.

Granted, it eats you.

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[quote author=YoshiMonsta]I wish they made a smiley that has a tongue sticking out, and it does not eat me.[/quote]

 

[LN1]

Granted, you lose and happen to act like a sore loser.

I wish for wishception

 

[YoshiMonsta]

But then you realize! You made the wrong wish.

I wish that there was smiley with its tongue sticking out, that will not eat me

 

[Bop1996]

Granted, but it's tiny.

I wish that everyone kept wishing the same wish with additions to each wish.

 

[LN1]

Granted, no matter what, that wish kills you.

I wish flies didn't exist.

 

[Mario Super Sluggers]

Granted, no matter what, that wish kills you.

I wish flies didn't exist.

Granted, but they are replaced by bees that do the same thing.

I wish that I could see my friends named Hannah and Alex again. (Alex is male)

 

[LN1]

Granted, you discover they forgot about you and you are still lonely.

I wish that Baby Time stopped responding to wishes by quoting them.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

But then he started responding wishes by double quoting them.
I wish for smiley that will not eat me, or kill me, or be tiny.

 

[Mario Super Sluggers]

But then he started responding wishes by double quoting them.
I wish for smiley that will not eat me, or kill me, or be tiny.

Granted, he can't make eggs.

I wish that Nintendo will release Mario Super Sluggers in Europe and Australia.

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[YoshiMonsta]

But then he started responding wishes by double quoting them.
I wish for smiley that will not eat me, or kill me, or be tiny.

Granted, he can't make eggs.

I wish that Nintendo will release Mario Super Sluggers in Europe and Australia.

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Why would I want it to lay eggs?

But it is very different and sucks.

 

[LN1]

No wish?Then you die because you needed to wish something or die.

I wish for stfu.