Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, but it doesn't last long.

I wish that Bop changed his name to babies suck, neither of us gets banned, and he doesn't delete his account,
 
Granted but than Bop Never posts
I wish Noah was no longer able to make wishes
 
Granted. You die.

I wish for a plank, a lightbulb, a door handle and a 20% off coupon.
 
Granted but you lost those items in a fire
I wish for the ability to make any wish i want with out consequences
 
Granted, but you get kicked out of this game.

I wish to get kicked out of this game.
 
Granted. You finish it quickly.

I wish that somebody could play baseball with me.
 
Granted, but everyone hates you.
I wish that Bop would change his name to Babies' suck, neither of us gets banned, Bop doesn't delete his account, and Bop continues posting.
 
I wish that Bop would change his name to Babies' suck, neither of us gets banned, Bop doesn't delete his account, Bop continues posting, and the site doesn't shut down.

Granted, but you die afterwards.
 
Granted, but you get the cookies that computers use.

I wish that I could see my friend again.