Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted; it's a pirated version which is in French, and the subtitles are in a wonky font you can't make out.

I wish for A PIZZA.
 
Granted, it's Pizza á la Bob-omb. It makes ur head asplode.

I wish for an A.
 
You get an "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" instead, courtesy of DeJong Screamstaffs.

I wish you knew what the above joke meant.
 
Granted, the look of the DVD is awesome, but the movie it shows is certainly not.

I wish for Moogle and (Dry) Bones changing their names back.
 
Granted, it says hello and goes away.

I wish for a laptop that works and has connectionto teh Internet.
 
Granted no-one wishes for something.

I wish Uni would acknowledge that Shroom Ridge seems to appear in MKWii.
 
Granted, but nothing happens.

I wish RAP didnt ban me on the Wiki :(