Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Smiddle]

Granted. You eat it for some reason and... ASPLODE!

I wish that you'd expect the Spanish Inquistion.

 

[PaperStriker]

Granted. I expect it, but it doesn't come...

I wish for a flowerpot. :3

 

[3Dejong]

Falls on your head.

I wish for an indescructible car.

 

[1337Yoshi]

It has no engine.

I wish you would place an unnatural amount of emoticons in your next post.

 

[3Dejong]

Really, now.

Wish?

 

[PaperStriker]

Granted, you get an F on all school subjects and you're reapeating 1st grade till you're 25.

I wish no school exists and Wikipedia and Internet DON'T crash.

 

[SiFi]

Granted, the term crash was never invented. They use a different word instead. So technically, it crashes and doesn't crash.

I wish you understood that...

 

[PaperStriker]

I already do. You have no reason to post this wish. UR HEAD ASPLODE.

I wish for the Simpsons (they're on TV right now).
Edit: No, I don't. The Simpsons are racists. They've just burned a UK-flag.
I wish for a piece of cake instead.

 

[SiFi]

Granted. You get into a climatic battle with it and wins.

I wish I could think of a wish...

 

[PaperStriker]

Granted, you wish for poison.

I wish for a Fire Flower.

 

[SiFi]

Granted, you burn.

I wish for a good wish.

 

[PaperStriker]

Granted. It flies away.

I wish for SiFi posting in teh off-topic-thread.

 

[SiFi]

Granted. I can't think of a backfire 'cause I'll probably be there anyway

I wish for some of the games in the What Mario Games DO you wanna see thread....