Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted. You eat it for some reason and... ASPLODE!

I wish that you'd expect the Spanish Inquistion.
 
Granted. I expect it, but it doesn't come...

I wish for a flowerpot. :3
 
Falls on your head.

I wish for an indescructible car.
 
Granted, you get an F on all school subjects and you're reapeating 1st grade till you're 25.

I wish no school exists and Wikipedia and Internet DON'T crash.
 
Granted, the term crash was never invented. They use a different word instead. So technically, it crashes and doesn't crash.

I wish you understood that...
 
I already do. You have no reason to post this wish. UR HEAD ASPLODE.

I wish for the Simpsons (they're on TV right now).
Edit: No, I don't. The Simpsons are racists. They've just burned a UK-flag.
I wish for a piece of cake instead.
 
Granted. You get into a climatic battle with it and wins.

I wish I could think of a wish...
 
Granted, you wish for poison.

I wish for a Fire Flower.
 
Granted, you burn.

I wish for a good wish.
 
Granted. It flies away.

I wish for SiFi posting in teh off-topic-thread.
 
Granted. I can't think of a backfire 'cause I'll probably be there anyway

I wish for some of the games in the What Mario Games DO you wanna see thread....
 
Uh...
That, and I don't care what system they're for.

I wish for a good wish that isn't fly away.
 
Granted. It swims away.

I wish for ZOMG IT'S A PIECE OF CHOCOLATE!!!!!11!1!!!!1!!!11!! LOLOLOL
 
Granted. It runs away.

I wish for a good wish that stays put.
 
Granted, a Thwomp falls on it.

I wish for a post.
 
Granted, but it's the kind of satisfaction goths get from slitting their wrists.

I wish for better Gorillaz albums.
 
Granted. but Gorillas come and break them.

I wish that :wario: isn't fat.
 
Granted. Your eyes hurt.

I wish this thread wasn't sticky...
 
Granted, except...wait, no, go to hell.

I wish Pokemon games were longer.
 
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