Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Okay.

:D :) :( :o :shock: :? 8) :lol: :x :P :blush: :cry: :evil: :twisted: :roll: :wink: :!: :?: :arrow: :| :mrgreen: :evilgrin: :nervous: :shifty: :smug: :eekdance: :mario: :peach: :lakitu: :bobomb: :dk: :yoshi: :wario: :luigi: :boo: :bowser: :koopa: :toad: :drmario: :birdo: :daisy: :posh: :waluigi: :tumble: :goomba:

Is that enough?
 
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I wish for Alt-Codes. ®¬½¼¡«»░▒▓ <--- Alt-Codes Alt+4521 to Alt+4530
 
Granted, now you have two of each.
 
Granted, you have to go to bed...

I wish I could think of a wish...
 
I wish I was invulnearable to all viruses (the flu, cold...).
 
Granted.
But instead, you get a Virus Alert on your computer.

I wish that there was more Rocky Road around here.
 
Granted, you draw something depressive, looks at it, and become emo.

I wish that my lawn was emo so that it would cut itself.