Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but you lose.

I wish this face wasn't so creepy:

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but if it wasn't creepy, you'd lose your sanity.

I wish I could visit Violet City.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but instead of the Gym, you go to a city that is all purple.

I wish Squirtle would make a comeback.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but it wouldn't matter because Mega Man made a better one.

I wish there was no Error Code 20102.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but Error Code 20103 now exists.

I wish I could play tennis.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but all of your friends would beat you and make fun of you.

I wish I was smart enough to make my own hack codes.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but no one likes your hacks.

I wish I could play golf.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but you would once again suck.

I wish I was Dirk Nowitzki.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but it's Dirk Nowitzki the Shut-in from Omaha.

I wish I was a Nascar driver.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you crash and die.

I wish I could visit Moo Moo Farm.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but you don't want to know what happens when you try to tip over a Moo Moo from the backside.

I wish George Bailey was never born.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you it cause World War III.

I wish I could visit a menu.

 

[MCS]

Granted, but you get shot.

I wish that all the Yoshis in the world would die and I would rule the Mushroom Kingdom and nothing bad at all happened to me or my friends, and the Yoshis didnt come back to life.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you'd kill Smasher 101, Yoshiwalker, YoshiGo99, yoshidude99, and Castle Toad.

I wish I could be inside Super Smash Bros. Melee

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but you'd be killed by Princess Peach.

I wish I was one of the characters in Brawl.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you get shot by a Dark Cannon.

I wish I could visit Sandgem Town.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, but your rival keeps annoying you

I wish mosquitoes would die off

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but more annoying bugs would annoy you.

I wish it wasn't so hot where I am.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, it gets freezing as a vacuum

I wish we could survive in a vacuum

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but the annoying bugs I said would bite you and annoy you for over 100 years.

I wish my internet would stop going down.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, but your computer stops working

I wish birds were more well known than mammals

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but vampires start existin'.

I wish I could eat some Mona Pizza.

 

[yomaster]

Granted, but you ate so much that you threw up.

I wish I could go to Hawaii.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you find out the tsunami that happened there.

I wish I was E. Gadd.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but you would be blamed for giving the Magic Paintbrush to Bowser Jr.

I wish I was Spongebob.