Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but you would not use the internet ever again.

I wish you understood what I meant by "3d animation"

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but I would only unserstand for one second :P

I wish I was born in the 80s.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you'd have to get into the weirdest fashion trends.

I wish I was Dr. Ivo Robotnik.

 

[Baby Mario Bloops]

Granted, but you from an alternate dimension comes and defeats you.

I was I could meet an alternate dimension of me.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but the alternate dimension you would brutally murder you.

I wish I could wield a Golden Hammer.

 

[damioncross02]

Granted, but when you hit someone with it, it breaks.

I wish for a super awesome mansion.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but it explodes.

I wish I could have a Power-Up.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but it is a Poison Mushroom.

I wish that Obama will win in 2012.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but he'd nuke the planet.

I wish I could prepare to advance.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but that "advance" is a GBA

I wish that the Mushroom Kingdom had an actual army so that they didn't have to rely on Mario all the time.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but you would be in it, and Bowser would be looking to kill you first.

I wish I was Shadow the Hedgehog.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but then you would just plain suck.

I wish Mario and Sonic would have a platformer game together.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but no one would like it and Nintendo would sue you and win.

I wish I was 1,000,000 feet tall.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but you would break everyone's houses and everyone would hate you.

I wish it was Friday.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but you would have to listen to Rebecca Black all day.

I wish I was in Bikini Bottom.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but you can't breathe underwater.

I wish the Sonic series wasn't stuck in a rut.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but it didn't want to get unstuck.

I wish I had a mustache.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but it's a handlebar. That went out of style in the 1880s.

I wish Wario was less of a jerk.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but he would be too nice and his game wouldn't be any fun.

I wish Tanooki Suits were real.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but you can't turn back after turning into a statue.

I wish Toad had his own game

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but it would be suckish.

I wish I could spit out eggs like Birdo.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, but some of them explode in your stomach and you die.
I wish I could choose the 20 free games in the 3DS Ambassador program.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but when you were going to select, none of them were good games.

I wish I was in Plants vs. Zombies.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but you would be the zombie.

I wish I had a sunflower that sang.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but she would sing Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber songs all day.

I wish Plants could talk.