Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Toad Eightyfive · Jul 31, 2011

Granted, but you would not use the internet ever again.

I wish you understood what I meant by "3d animation"

UltimatePetey · Jul 31, 2011

Granted, but I would only unserstand for one second :P

I wish I was born in the 80s.

UltraMario · Jul 31, 2011

Granted, but you'd have to get into the weirdest fashion trends.

I wish I was Dr. Ivo Robotnik.

Baby Mario Bloops · Jul 31, 2011

Granted, but you from an alternate dimension comes and defeats you.

I was I could meet an alternate dimension of me.

UltraMario · Jul 31, 2011

Granted, but the alternate dimension you would brutally murder you.

I wish I could wield a Golden Hammer.

damioncross02 · Jul 31, 2011

Granted, but when you hit someone with it, it breaks.

I wish for a super awesome mansion.

UltraMario · Jul 31, 2011

Granted, but it explodes.

I wish I could have a Power-Up.

Toad Eightyfive · Jul 31, 2011

Granted, but it is a Poison Mushroom.

I wish that Obama will win in 2012.

UltraMario · Jul 31, 2011

Granted, but he'd nuke the planet.

I wish I could prepare to advance.

Toad Eightyfive · Jul 31, 2011

Granted, but that "advance" is a GBA

I wish that the Mushroom Kingdom had an actual army so that they didn't have to rely on Mario all the time.

UltimatePetey · Jul 31, 2011

Granted, but you would be in it, and Bowser would be looking to kill you first.

I wish I was Shadow the Hedgehog.

Toad Eightyfive · Jul 31, 2011

Granted, but then you would just plain suck.

I wish Mario and Sonic would have a platformer game together.