Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Gumball Machine]

Granted, but everything you look at melts.

I wish I had my own magic wand so I can grant my own wishes and once I've used up all 10 of my wishes, I get a portable recharger to refill the wand's power and can continuously grant my own wishes.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted but Crocker steals it

I wish the Fairly Oddparents can continue running with more good shows

 

[MCS]

Granted, but the whole season is revolved around Dinkleberg.

I wish I had a 3DS (please dont ruin this wish too much)

 

[Smashley]

Granted, you can only use it for 10 minutes.

I wish that Mario Kart 3DS was out now.

 

[Paper Yoshi]

Granted, it's stuffed with bugs and freezes every 20 minutes.

I wish the Brazilian iTunes Store would have iOS games.

 

[MCS]

Granted, but they only have the sucky ones.

I wish that Smasher was the pimpest guy ever

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted but he's not good at anything else

I wish for a can of Coke

 

[Smashley]

I wish that Smasher was the pimpest guy ever

...

Granted, it explodes in your face.

I wish.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

That wish is just vague enough to work. Um, you spontaneously combust

I wish I can play my trumpet better

 

[MCS]

Granted, but Baby Luigi then breaks your trumpet out of curiosity. How did he get in your home? I dont know, you'll have to ask my therapist.

I wish that I wished.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted but you get nothing out of that wish

I wish I had a Smart Bomb