Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted but someone else eats it first

I wish I wasn't a jerk

 

[Gumball Machine]

Granted, but you become too nice so people start taking advantage of you.

I wish for a crossover between a cartoon and a live action show.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Make a wish, Timmy!

 

[Gumball Machine]

I just did, I went back and edited my previous post.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

I wish for a crossover between a cartoon and a live action show.

Granted but it's a cartoon you don't care about

I wish I can see CGI Mario and Baby Luigi interact with live action

 

[Goombella]

I wish I wasn't the only TMNT fan on this forum.

You arent, I like TMNT.

I wish for a crossover between a cartoon and a live action show.

Granted but it's a cartoon you don't care about

I wish I can see CGI Mario and Baby Luigi interact with live action

Granted, but it's terrible.
I wish my stomach didnt hurt so much.

 

[MCS]

Granted, some kid in Nicaragua has stomach pains now while a masseuse comes to your house and rubs your stomach.

I wish that this game was MOAR fun.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, but all other games become boring

I wish Wario has 0 coins and zero stars in Mario Party at the end

 

[Goombella]

Granted, so do you.
I wish for it all.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, but all means all the stuff you hate

I wish Wario would stop being himself

 

[MCS]

Granted, but he decides to get butt enhancement so his farts last longer and kill people.

I wish that Waluigi would just die.

 

[Gumball Machine]

Granted, but a bunch of angry Waluigi fanboys kill you for making that wish and then they kill me for granting the wish.

I wish my city would stop raining.

 

[MCS]

Granted, it never stops raining where your grandma lives.

I wish every person that liked Waluigi went to Mars and you couldn't ruin this wish.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted but you go to Mars as well

I wish Super Mario Bros. 2 wasn't so underrated

 

[Gumball Machine]

Granted, but all the other Mario games you like become underrated.

I wish for 500 Master Balls and an endless supply of Rare Candies.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, but those items are mine, not yours.

I wish Baby Luigi can speak in full sentences for once

 

[MCS]

Granted, but of course good ol' Wario gives him some garlic and he starts farting up a storm. (I use fart too much in conversation, dont I? xD)

I wish that the CDi had better games.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted but the GameCube and the Wii have worse games

I wish Memorial Day vacation can last longer

 

[MCS]

Granted, but your summer is a week shorter.

I wish that you couldnt ruin this wish.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, but your wish is too vague enough to work

I wish I have heat vision!

 

[MCS]

Granted, but you can't control it.

I wish Waluigi didnt look so gay with his purple outfit.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted. He looks stupid with his purple outfit instead

I wish Mewtwo returned in Brawl.

 

[MCS]

Granted, but then another Pikmin character is suddenly playable.

I wish that school didn't exist.

 

[Yoshiwaker]

Granted, everybody is now dumb.

I wish for Wario hatin' to stop.

 

[Goombella]

Granted, Waluigi hating starts.
I wish for my stomach to stop hurting.