Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[RealMenOfGenius]

Granted, but you get drunk, and they ban you from there.

I wish had my own sketch cartoon that a lot of people here liked.

 

[Baby Mario Bloops]

Granted, but it comes out after everyone but you left.

I wish to be immortal.

 

[New Super Mario]

Granted, but you aren't very successful

I wish for a pink pony that I can ride over rainbows

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but you can't physically touch rainbows.

I wish cellular respiration was less boring.

 

[New Super Mario]

Granted, but it gets so boring it doesn't even exist any more!

I wish for some ice cream

 

[RealMenOfGenius]

Granted, but it's Sardine Sorbet.

I wish that the Blues (BPK's team) get crushed by the Bruins (my team) when they face each other.

 

[New Super Mario]

Granted, but you get killed in the process

I wish for more emoticons

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but one is of Justin Bieber.

I wish I had an afro pick.

 

[Baby Mario Bloops]

Granted, but they aren't the ones you want.

I wish for some answers.

 

[New Super Mario]

Granted, but you didn't specify

I wish for some money

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but it's one Vietnamese Dong, which is approximately 5.14006682 × 10-5 dollars.

I wish I was better at currency ratios.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Granted. It's the only thing you are good at now.

I wish this wish would get granted and corrupted.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but that would happen anyway.

I wish more people entered the Flag Contest.

 

[Zero777]

Granted

I wish I had $400 or my internet back

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but the dollar's value continues to plummet.

I wish Uzbekistan's government tried to save the Aral Sea.

 

[New Super Mario]

Granted, but you said tried so they drowned in the sea instead

I wish for more information on Mario Sports Mix

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but you find out Weegee will be in the game.

I wish drseaweed stopped using weed.

 

[New Super Mario]

Granted, but his sockpuppet sole still roams the wiki

I wish for less sockpuppets

 

[Zero777]

Granted but more trolls come in.

I wish more users will comment on my SSB4 thread.

 

[unit4545]

Granted, but they're all drseaweed sockpuppets.

I wish for nothing.

Spoiler

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Granted, the letter N attacks you and the others soon follow.

Spoiler

I wish I could bust out of these spoiler tags!

 

[New Super Mario]

Granted, but then the spoiler tag gets sad

I wish to wonder who this birdo is kissing

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Granted, but it's you.

I wish for the end of the world to be delayed for -2 years.

 

[unit4545]

Granted, but since you said -2, that means the end is today!

I wish for armor that chuck norris can't damage!

 

[Baby Mario Bloops]

Granted, but he makes a clone of himself, and you're armor is not CN x2 proof.

I wish for a peek at my future.