Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[RealMenOfGenius]

Granted, but you get drunk, and they ban you from there.

I wish had my own sketch cartoon that a lot of people here liked.

 

[Baby Mario Bloops]

Granted, but it comes out after everyone but you left.

I wish to be immortal.

 

[New Super Mario]

Granted, but you aren't very successful

I wish for a pink pony that I can ride over rainbows

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but you can't physically touch rainbows.

I wish cellular respiration was less boring.

 

[New Super Mario]

Granted, but it gets so boring it doesn't even exist any more!

I wish for some ice cream

 

[RealMenOfGenius]

Granted, but it's Sardine Sorbet.

I wish that the Blues (BPK's team) get crushed by the Bruins (my team) when they face each other.

 

[New Super Mario]

Granted, but you get killed in the process

I wish for more emoticons

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but one is of Justin Bieber.

I wish I had an afro pick.

 

[Baby Mario Bloops]

Granted, but they aren't the ones you want.

I wish for some answers.

 

[New Super Mario]

Granted, but you didn't specify

I wish for some money

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but it's one Vietnamese Dong, which is approximately 5.14006682 × 10-5 dollars.

I wish I was better at currency ratios.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Granted. It's the only thing you are good at now.

I wish this wish would get granted and corrupted.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but that would happen anyway.

I wish more people entered the Flag Contest.