Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but ugly men stalk you.

I wish for a camara

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but you made a typo.

I wish for a shrubbery.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but it's shrubbery.

I wish for my phone charger.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but you have no outlet to plug it into.

I wish I had some pesto sauce.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but it is for pestos only.

I wish for horse

 

[Mario Master1]

Granted but it has a extra leg sticking out it's back and so you can't ride it

I wish I had a cow

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but it squirts you with milk.

I wish for a bell

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Granted. However, a crow flies and takes the bell from you because she thinks it is interesting.

I wish that I'm typing in this forum.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but since you are you wasted this wish.

I wish that this forum's font was Comic Sans

 

[RealMenOfGenius]

Granted, but it's so cool your eyes melt.

I wishthe forum's font was Wingdings.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Granted, but everyone else can't read it.

I WISH I KNEW WHAT I WAS SAYING!!!

 

[RealMenOfGenius]

Granted, but no one else does.

I wish for something.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but it is uncool.

I wish for a drag

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but RuPaul bitch-slaps you.

I wish for a fjørd.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but I give you fire instead.

I wish for a sheep

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but it's the sheep Peter Griffin ate half of when he was asleep. He thought he ate his pillow, but then he found the pillow and saw half of a sheep on the floor.

I wish for a canary.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but it is a blue canary.

I wish for a frog

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but it's put in formaldehyde for dissection.

I wish I could dissect or vivisect something.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but it's plastic

I wish for a turkey.

 

[Mario Master1]

Granted but it's still alive and stealthily plucks your eyeballs out

I wish I had a man eating grass hopper

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but you didn't specify if you want a man eating a grasshopper or a grasshopper that eats humans.

I wish I was less confusing.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but you're more sad.

I wish for a fire hydrant.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but a dog pisses on it.

I wish for a urinal.

 

[RealMenOfGenius]

Granted, but it morphs with you.

I wish Tucayo liked the Red Sox instead of the Yankees.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but they still suck.

I wish for a vuvuzela.