Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[ralphfan]

Granted, but Raccoon Mob runs you over.

I wish I had a lamp.

 

[Mario Master1]

Granted but the lamp is puny and only provides enough light for a small part of the room and so when you're not in that small part you constantly run into walls

 

[ralphfan]

And you didn't wish for anything.

I wish I had a wish to corrupt.

 

[Mario Master1]

Granted

I wish for a big capuccino latte

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Granted, but drinks it.

I wish for a wish.

 

[Mario Master1]

Well too bad you don't get one :P :P :P

I wish for a capucino latte that won't drink

 

[Baby Mario Bloops]

Granted, but now drinks them.

I wish for the next person to not make a wish.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but makes a perverted one evolving me.

I wish for to stop buying me things.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but he buys me things.

I wish I was constipated.

 

[Baby Mario Bloops]

Granted, but then you explode!

I wish for the next wisher to write their wish backwards!

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but the wish is stupid.

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[Mario Master1]

No


I wish you guys would stop making silly wishes

 

[Baby Mario Bloops]

Granted, but it is DISOBEYED!

I wish for something random.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but you stab yourself with a plastic knife.

I wish for a spork.

 

[Baby Mario Bloops]

Granted, but it is on fire!

I wish for some brunch!

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but it's escargot.

I wish for some garlic bread.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Granted, but comes and eats it.

I wish would live with Raccoon Mob.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but he gets arrested.

I wish for to die.

 

[RealMenOfGenius]

Granted, but at the funeral Diddy shoots you.
I wish for Fried Chicken.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but it fries your mouth.

I wish for to get out of my house.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Granted, but he moves nextdoor where he can see into your bathroom.

I wish followed Raccoon Mob everywhere.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but he is my apprentice.

I wish for to stop calling me.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Granted. He now clogs up your inbox with text messages and your phone breaks down.

I wish for to fall in love with Raccoon Mob.

 

[Mario Master1]

granted but it's poisoned :P :P :P

I wish I had an unpoisoned brunch 8)

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but all you get is one muffin.

I wish you'd stop posting about .