Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Xiahou Dun]

Granted, but Mr. L eats all the pies, transforms into Wario, and explodes while the pies implode.

I wish that Wario dies.

 

[unit4545]

I wish everybody would post they're wish!

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, but you spelled "their" wrong and you explode

I wish it wasn't so hot outside

 

[Zero777]

Granted, it's 326 below 0

I wish I am more orginized in school

 

[Marioguy1]

Granted but you are disorganized everywhere else.

I wish I had a mouse

 

[Zero777]

Granted but it's not the one you wanted

I wish for a pony

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but he pokes you.

I wish for a pokey

 

[WaluigiWare]

Granted but he pokes you.

I wish for a Pokey.

 

[Garth Marenghi]

Granted, but he moves slowly.

I wish for an internet meme.

 

[WaluigiWare]

Granted, but its over power is not over 9000.

I wish MY power level was over 9000.

 

[Marioguy1]

Granted but over is the new under

I wish my power level was UNDER 9000

 

[Garth Marenghi]

Granted, but it's so large your head explodes.

I wish for Pi.

 

[unit4545]

Granted, but it's infinite.

I wish that Pi was exactly 3

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, but it's infinite.

I wish that Pi was exactly 3

Granted, but all other numbers aren't exact

I wish I can eat anything without getting sick

 

[unit4545]

Granted, but if you don't eat you get sick.

I wish you would stop quoting the post above your's

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but they wish for your death.

I wish for more cowbell.

 

[unit4545]

Granted, but it's annoying.

MO COWBELL! Mo cowbell. MO COWBELL! Mo cowbell.

I wish that you would sing a song.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, but everyone would hate it

I wish my computer can make a sandwich for me!

 

[unit4545]

Granted, but it's flat.

I wish for a time machine!

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted. It only goes 1 second in the future

I wish I had lots of money

 

[unit4545]

Granted, but it`s fake.

I wish for lots of real money!

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, but it gets burnt

I wish for a super-power terrabyte computer with awesome drivers, software, and internet connection that I can USE and it won't get destroyed.

 

[unit4545]

Granted, but you can`t hook it up.

i wish you would like me!

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, but I like you for only 1 second

I wish I could be angry more often

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Granted. You are angry at Baby Luigi and since you hurt Miyamoto's feelings, Baby Luigi will be erased from history!

I wish that BabyLuigiOnFire can stop shoving Baby Luigi in my face.