Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[ralphfan]

Granted, but he builds a dam because he's a beaver.

I wish for Quagmire.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but he is all over you.

I wish for someone to do something

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but that something is kicking you.

I wish I could kick someone.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but they are wearing metal shinguards.

I wish for my iTunes to work.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but if you had an iPod touch, you could just directly download it.

I wish for more iTunes cards.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but they are used.

I wish for a bag.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but the bag is on fire and full of crap.

I wish for a cucumber.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Granted, but it's stale and dry.

I wish for Worms Armageddon on Wii.

 

[Iamthedude]

granted, but it's a glitchy prototype copy, one of a kind, that doesnt have a disc channel preview screen and crashes your system.

I wish for strength.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Granted, but your muscles grow so big you die.

I wish for .

 

[Iamthedude]

granted, but doesnt like you and attacks you with a storm of green fireballs.
I wish that would attack the next poster with his claws

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but you get sued.

I wish for an actual reason to sue Justin Beaver

 

[WaluigiWare]

Granted, but you still lose the case.

I wish my hands didn't smell like cheese.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but they smell worse.

I wish for Beaver's leg.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but the leg belonged to the "dumb beaver" from Family Guy season 7 episode "The Juice Is Loose".

I wish for pants.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Granted, but they're on fire.

I wish for more .

 

[Iamthedude]

granted, but they attacked you when you ate a banana. (they thought it was from the banana horde DK's been working so hard to protect)
I wish I was the president of the United States of America.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

granted, but they attacked you when you ate a banana. (they thought it was from the banana horde DK's been working so hard to protect)
I wish I was the president of the United States of America.

Impossible-I hate bananas.

Granted, but it gets bombed by terrorists and everyone blames it on you.

I wish someone could read this...

 

[WaluigiWare]

You made no wish, so you get NOTHING! NO SOUP FOR YOU!

I wish for a Waluigi-centered game.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Did I really make no wish? Maybe you should check again...(hint hint)

Granted, but it sucks.

I wish for Rosalina to get lost in space.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but it's in your space.

I wish for Beaver's fur.

 

[Zero777]

Granted but it's not clean and it smell of rotting meat

I wish thedude will stop using the word "thedude" in the threads

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but he uses tehdude

I wish for space.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but there is no oxygen and you don't have a helmet. Enjoy your final four minutes.

I wish Kurt Cobain could come back from the dead.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Granted, but he's a zombie.

I wish Dancing Racoon could come back from the dead.