Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, but he builds a dam because he's a beaver.

I wish for Quagmire.
 
granted, but it's a glitchy prototype copy, one of a kind, that doesnt have a disc channel preview screen and crashes your system.

I wish for strength.
 
granted, but :luigi: doesnt like you and attacks you with a storm of green fireballs.
I wish that :bowser: would attack the next poster with his claws
 
Granted, but the leg belonged to the "dumb beaver" from Family Guy season 7 episode "The Juice Is Loose".

I wish for pants.
 
granted, but they attacked you when you ate a banana. (they thought it was from the banana horde DK's been working so hard to protect)
I wish I was the president of the United States of America.
 
Iamthedude said:
granted, but they attacked you when you ate a banana. (they thought it was from the banana horde DK's been working so hard to protect)
I wish I was the president of the United States of America.
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Impossible-I hate bananas.

Granted, but it gets bombed by terrorists and everyone blames it on you.

I wish someone could read this...
 
Did I really make no wish? Maybe you should check again...(hint hint)

Granted, but it sucks.

I wish for Rosalina to get lost in space.
 
Granted but it's not clean and it smell of rotting meat

I wish thedude will stop using the word "thedude" in the threads
 
Granted, but there is no oxygen and you don't have a helmet. Enjoy your final four minutes.

I wish Kurt Cobain could come back from the dead.
 
Granted, but he's a zombie.

I wish Dancing Racoon could come back from the dead.
 
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