Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but I come and steal it.

I wish for a plate

 

[unit4545]

Granted, but it's broken and unuseable.

I wish for sony HQ to explode.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but you get your face burned off.

I wish for powers

 

[unit4545]

Granted, but the only ones are the ability to be in a bikini.

I wish to control the weather!

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but you lose control and it starts raining a lot

I wish for a door

 

[unit4545]

Granted but you open it and a bucket of water falls.

I wish for ultimant pranks!

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but they get you.

I wish for a way

 

[unit4545]

Granted, but that way is a dead end. See?

I wish for a real link!

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but it's to Justin Beaver Music.

I wish for a cat

 

[unit4545]

granted, but it invades your face.

I wish for witty play-by-play!

 

[WaluigiWare]

Granted. ... You don't want to know.

I wish to know.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but you get disgusted.

I wish for a bicycle

 

[WaluigiWare]

Granted. It has no wheels.

I wish for some wheels.

 

[unit4545]

Grants, but they`re on your face.

I wish for a rocket firring laseranator!

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but it betrays you.

I wish I had cool dreams.

 

[Marioguy1]

Granted but they're so cool you have to wear a fur coat and a wolf mistakes you for a buffalo...

I wish I had a pet doggy :D

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but it attacks your cat.

I wish for a cat

 

[Marioguy1]

Granted but it attacks your Raccoon

I wish for a Raccoon

P.S. My cat would attack my dog :P. Trust me, it's happened before.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Granted, but it's to Justin Beaver Music.

Justin Beiber is a very young, annoying person.
Justin Beaver is your worst enemy, Dancing Racoon.

Granted, but it doesn't dance.

I wish for the CanCan.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Ah yes, teh Beaverness...

Granted, but it's that minigame from MP5

I wish for Justin Beaver's Soul.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Granted, but it makes you look and sound like him, and you are crushed by idiotic fangirls.

I wish for .

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but DK looks perverted and no one ever talks to you.

I wish for Justin Beaver being held Ramsom

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Granted, but you are the one holding him ransom and his voice drives you to suicide.

I wish for .

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but he annoys you to death.

I wish for JB to die.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Granted, but he falls out of a plane and crushes you.

I wish for .