Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[ralphfan]

Granted, but he builds a dam because he's a beaver.

I wish for Quagmire.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but he is all over you.

I wish for someone to do something

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but that something is kicking you.

I wish I could kick someone.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but they are wearing metal shinguards.

I wish for my iTunes to work.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but if you had an iPod touch, you could just directly download it.

I wish for more iTunes cards.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but they are used.

I wish for a bag.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but the bag is on fire and full of crap.

I wish for a cucumber.

 

[MCD]

Granted, but it's stale and dry.

I wish for Worms Armageddon on Wii.

 

[Iamthedude]

granted, but it's a glitchy prototype copy, one of a kind, that doesnt have a disc channel preview screen and crashes your system.

I wish for strength.

 

[MCD]

Granted, but your muscles grow so big you die.

I wish for .

 

[Iamthedude]

granted, but doesnt like you and attacks you with a storm of green fireballs.
I wish that would attack the next poster with his claws

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but you get sued.

I wish for an actual reason to sue Justin Beaver