Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Trab]

Granted, when you save, the game automatically corrupts itself and you will need to restart from the start every time you save.

I wish for a Nintendo 64DD

 

[Chair]

granted, It works as garbage
I wish I got myself an infinite nintendo online free trial

 

[Evil Power Flotzo]

Granted. Nintendo Online shuts down around that same moment.

I wish for X-ray vision.

 

[Noct]

Granted, you get a cheap pair of X-ray specs like they used to advertise in old comic books.

I wish that Nintendo's online multiplayer was free again.

 

[The Pink Cat In The Hat]

Granted, it's barely functional
I wish people would give me requests on what to write

 

[Gay Rights Luigi]

Granted, you now get a ton of weird requests you do not want to write.

I wish i had gotten into the jojo fandom earlier.

 

[The Pink Cat In The Hat]

Granted, welcome to the fandom

I wish I had new questions to answer in my ask thread

 

[Primarina]

granted, but they're all terrible questions.
I wish I were a mermaid

 

[Evil Power Flotzo]

Granted. You have to spend the rest of your life on the land with your newly gained fish tail.

I wish it were raining tacos.

 

[Teedgee]

granted. they keep coming for a lot of time for a taco tsunami to happen eventually

i wish going outside wasnt so scary anymore

 

[Mike Wheeler]

Granted, because no one is afraid of you so someone shoots you

I wish for Phoenix Wright in Smash Ultimate