Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Tyrell Badd]

Granted, but your neck gets caught between two branches and you die.

I wish I had a dog.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but the dog died 6 years ago.

I wish you couldn't corrupt my wish.

 

[Tyrell Badd]

Granted, your wish corrupts itself.

I wish there were no earthquakes in California.

 

[mvpguy22]

Granted, there are earthquakes everywhere else, which leads to many tsunamis...all headed towards the West Coast of the U.S.

I wish for an ice cream sundae...with a cherry on top!

 

[Marioguy1]

Granted but you didn't say please so it explodes in your face.

I wish for a coconut cream pie.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but it sucks.
I wish I was taller.

 

[Zero777]

Granted you are twenty feet tall and you can barely do anything of the normal stuff you use to do

I wish I was at least 5"11'

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but you hit yourself on the fan.

I wish for a ferrari.

 

[Zero777]

Granted but it was put in the middle of the street and wouldn't turn on, now it's destoyed

I wish I have a XBox 360 S

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but you get the Red Ring of Death.

I wish for George Harrison and John Lennon to be alive.

 

[unit4545]

It happens, but they're shows get cancelled, and they commit suicide afterwards.

I wish that for a hot tub rocket that can blast confetti out of the jets!

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but it flies off to the moon where you die.

I wish for A wall.

 

[unit4545]

granted, but the wall joins 3 walls that trap you in a 1" by 1" room.

I wish i had to pee.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but you never stop.

I wish for a star.

 

[Tyrell Badd]

Granted, but the star lands on you and crushes you.

I wish I could build a house underwater.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but you never use it due to the water.

I wish to trip over a rock.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but you break your leg.

I wish I could swim in radioactive sludge.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but radiation gives you a disease and you die.

I wish for hate mail.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but it's written in Russian.

I wish I had a canary.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but you start singing and it explodes like the one in Shrek.

I wish for Waluigi to be moar popular.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but he decapitated you.

I wish for a guillotine.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but you die using it.

I wish for Helmets.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but they're small and uncomfortable.

I wish I had a cupcake.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but it was poisened.

I wish for a '95.

I fixed my 9!

 

[Zero777]

Granted, but you threw it away because you thought it was an "S6"

I wish I can get the limited edition Halo: Reach Xbox 360 S bundle pack