Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but it gets clogged.

I wish for a raccoon.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but it's constipated.

I wish I had a grape.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but it's rotten.

I wish for Kanye West.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but he punches you.

I wish I had a shrubbery.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but it pokes you all the time.

I wish for a better hair do.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but it's made of skunk fur.

I wish I had a TV show.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but it gets cancelled because it has no popularity.

I wish for a message.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but it's a warning for breaking rules.

I wish I had a stop sign.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but it's fake.

I wish for a ship.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but it's wrecked.

I wish I had a papercut.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but you never stop bleeding.

I wish for a bottle.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but it explodes.

I wish I had a paintbrush.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Grainted, but it's one in a video game.

I wish for respect.