Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Lin Beifong]

Granted, but the moment you try to get on it, I, the fat guy, and the large rock all fall on top of you and everyone dies, including the horse and you.

I wish I had a time machine, so I could save the cake before it gets destroyed.

 

[Marioguy1]

NO

I WANT MY HORSEEEEE.

(I wish I had a horseeeee)

 

[Tyrell Badd]

Granted, but the horse kicks you in the face and you die.

I wish I had a couch to slouch on.

 

[Marioguy1]

Granted but couch rhymes with slouch.

I love my horseeeee! I wish I had a sugar cube!

 

[Tyrell Badd]

Granted, but the horse bites your hand off trying to eat the sugar cube.

I wish I had donkey, so it can mate with MG1's horse and have a mule, which I will sell for millions of dollars!

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but the mule kicks you in the head.

I wish I could speak Kyrgyz.

 

[Marioguy1]

I wish I could speak Kyrgyz.

I wish my hand would re-build.

 

[Tyrell Badd]

Granted, but you have 3 fingers now.

I wish I could see a volcano from my house.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but you're inside the volcano, being bombarded with lava.

I wish I was 21 already.

 

[Lin Beifong]

Granted, but it turns out being 21 isn't really that great after all.

I wish I'd know what to do against the boredom.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but you decide to commit suicide.

I wish I could steal Edo's cactus.