Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Teedgee]

granted, you have so much knowledge of computers that you became an evil robot mastermind and you eventually got defeated.

I wish we stopped getting new catastrophes.

 

[64-Bit Nintendo Machine]

Granted, the old catastrophes are repeated.

I wish something could happen.

 

[Teedgee]

granted. that something is the end of the world

i wish my internet was better

 

[Goombuigi]

Granted, now everyone else's internet is worse.

I wish that I could drive.

 

[64-Bit Nintendo Machine]

Granted, you get into a car accident and total the car.

I wish I had some sprite.

 

[Farrah Goodfairy]

granted it explodes and your clothes get soaked it sprite
i wish to speak german fluently

 

[Tanline666]

Granted, but you accidentally say something offensive and proceed to get beaten up.

I wish I could have everything for free.

 

[Teedgee]

granted. you die for free.

i wish i could get games more often cause rn im getting one game every 6 months and that sucks

 

[Pink Cat]

Granted, they're bad games
I wish, I wish with all my heart to fly with dragons in a lanď a part

 

[Teedgee]

granted. the dragons eat you cause they havent eaten in days

i wish my twitter account got followers more often (btw link is in the sig if u wanna follow. ig thats shameless advertising)

 

[Farrah Goodfairy]

granted, but it's because of something embarassing you posted on accident

i wish that king olly will be swag