Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[PanchamBro]

Granted.

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I'm sorry, but there is no downside to owning a pet Yoshi.

aha i used your own words against you

I wish there was a way to make a stone football

 

[Teedgee]

Granted, it's too heavy to be played with.

I wish Pokémon's Gen 8 was already released.

 

[YoshiSan]

Granted, but they look cruddy because they released so fast.

I wish that I could have Spider-Powers: slinging webs and crawling up stuff.

 

[Moldomré]

Granted. Your girlfriend and your aunt are constantly harassed by supervillians.

I wish Bowsette would die.

 

[YoshiSan]

I wish Bowsette would die.

Granted, but the only way to get her to die is to turn off the Internet. *sigh*.

I wish I could stay home this evening.

 

[PanchamBro]

Granted if you wanted to stay at home with plenty of Bowsettes taking care of you.

I wish I could travel the world in 1 second.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted, you're so fast you exploded.

I wish for a YouTube channel.

 

[Koops]

Granted, you become so hated on that you're now a cringey meme.

I wish the younger generation wasn't so obsessed with Fortnite because it's seriously killing on my nerves.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Granted. They have another obsession that's equally annoying.

I wish I had real outfits for my irl stuffed animals.

 

[PanchamBro]

Granted, but once you wear it, you'll turn into said stuffed animal and can't turn back.

I wish Pinocchio was a real boy.

 

[YoshiSan]

Granted, but he's your puppet first. Prepare to be swallowed by a whale.

I wish that I could play piano.