Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. He can't jump making him unplayable, so Nintendo decided to include him as an Assist Trophy.

I wish Rayman, Crash Bandicoot, Banjo-Kazooie and Simon Belmont are playable in Smash Ultimate.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, but not officially and they are only playable via mods, and the mod creator was very lazy with it.

I wish I could overcome my own laziness.

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

Granted. you get killed by your lazyness.

i wish there are ways to get DVDs cheaper.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted, now they're free, but so everyone is taking them and you couldn't take any.

I wish for Star Allies (yeah I know I made that wish like billions of times but hey)

 

[Noct]

Granted, Kirby jumps out of the Switch and inhales you.

I wish it was autumn already.

 

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. You oversleep, and then you wake up in Winter.

I wish I can do something.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted, you do something bad.

I wish there was DisneyWorld near my house.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Granted. The Traffic is horrible.

I wish there could be more character-themed vehicles in modern Mario Kart games.

 

[forum user 3254]

Granted, they are terribly lacking in every stat and you are guaranteed last place every time you use them.

I wish to find some magic way to fix my copy of Mario 3D World.

 

[London Parris]

Granted, but your Wii U will crash when you try to load it.
I wish that I could have a Nintendo 64.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted. The only game you get is Superman 64.

I wish for Switch games.