Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[October Yoshi the SSM]

Granted, but you don't do any good puns either.

For fun, I will do this. I wish that a Yoshi smiley in the next post.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted:

Spoiler

YOSHI EAT YTSSM!!!

I wish for a 3DS, because I don't have one.

 

[London Parris]

Granted, but it is broken when you take it out of the box.
I wish I could time travel to 5 June of next year.

 

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. You missed out October-November 2018 for the SUPER LIMITED TIME FELICIA special unit for Fire Emblem Switch.

I wish this decade is already futuristic, with hoverboards, fancy-futuristic looking buildings, etc.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted, a giant robot squished you.

I wish for infinite wishes

 

[London Parris]

Granted, but that wish lasts for a day.
I wish I could see my idol, George Jones.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted, but you see him as a zombie.

I wish for the Mario Tennis Aces demo right now, instead of waiting many hours.

 

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. The online is very laggy. (true story for EU/AU players)

I wish video game leaks don't happen very often.

 

[Noct]

Granted, the companies reveal every spoilerific detail in the trailers instead.

I wish for a new battery for my Android Tablet and Laptop. (Batteries never seem to last that long around here...)

 

[Teedgee]

Granted, they only last for 3 seconds.

I wish the Super Mario Cereal actually had an Amiibo inside the box, instead of being the Amiibo.

 

[Noct]

Granted, the Amiibo is edible and grows stale if you don't eat it.

I wish my allergies would stop flaring up.