Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Mister Apple]

Granted, the entire cast of Shrek is in Odyssey.
I wish I needed less sleep.

 

[LED42]

Granted, you feel very strange because of sleeping less than everyone (even less than a soldier). You feel so strange and bad that, you commit suicide.

I wish there were no stupid guys that throw trash everywhere in the world (let's finish the contamination!), because I really hate that kind of people!! Oh, and I'm not bad with the nature, so you can't use that. Nice try :P

 

[Noct]

Granted, Captain Planet appears and turns the entire human race into trees.

I wish Ad Block Plus would stop randomly disabling on YouTube, I'm trying to hide the comment section and the recommended videos section to minimize the risk of potential spoilers for games that just came out that I am currently unable to afford.

 

[LED42]

Granted, it malfunctions and hides everything in YouTube.

I wish an SNES Classic Edition.

 

[Mister Apple]

Granted, someone else gets it.
I wish I was better at jazz.

 

[LED42]

Granted, you become so good that the glass on the ceiling breaks and falls over you. You die.

I wish unlimited wishes.

 

[Noct]

Granted, they all have some form of hilarious consequence regardless of what the wish is or how you phrase it.

I wish my Amazon order would arrive already.

 

[LED42]

Granted, it's a bomb and your house explodes.

I wish the 'Give the next poster an item' thread revived.
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EDIT: Yay, rankup :P

 

[Mister Apple]

Granted, it's a zombie now.
I wish I was more focused.

 

[LED42]

Granted, you are more focused on nothing.

I wish I was a bit more taller.

 

[ArthurEngine]

Granted, you're still not taller than Toad.

I wish Peach never said "Oh, did I win?"

 

[Julia-BM]

Granted, now Daisy says it instead.

I wish there were no more scalpers.