Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Princess Céline]

Granted, they are unfixable.

I wish Peach's down Smash from Brawl was as effective as the one in Melee.

 

[Pomni]

Granted, the attack in Melee becomes as ineffective as the one in Brawl so they're both as effective.

I wish I didn't have a lisp from this goddang expander in my mouth.

 

[Noct]

Granted, you now have a stutter instead.

I wish for the motivation to finish all my WIPs.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Granted. You just don't have the time.

I wish my university's wifi was more reliable.

 

[Princess Céline]

Granted, the IP adresses don't work properly.

I wish 3D puzzles were more challenging.

 

[Pomni]

Granted, 2D puzzles become way too easy.

I wish for a Dr. Pepper.

 

[Princess Céline]

Granted, but why take that over Coca Cola?

I wish the Monster tires in Mario Kart 8 didn't suck.

 

[Pomni]

Granted, all the other tires in MK8 suck.

I wish I could be a game show host.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Granted. All your contestants treat you like dirt.

I wish I knew how to make artwork in the style of official 3D Mario artwork

 

[Princess Céline]

Granted, it is very difficult to learn.

I wish the Roller tires in Mario Kart 8 were colored black.

 

[Pomni]

Granted, everyone criticizes Nintendo for being racist and they reverse the coloration to what it was before.

I wish my wishes would be granted.