Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Roserade]

Granted, but now the controls are far too precise and complicated.

I wish Arceus was actually the most powerful Pokemon like it's supposed to be.

 

[ArthurEngine]

Granted, he's too powerful for his own good.

I wish Clefairy had been the mascot of Pokémon.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, it is the only Pokemon.

I wish I can always eat everything I buy in one sitting, so I don't have to refrigerate anything.

 

[Princess Céline]

Granted, your metabolism can't take it.

I wish the Gigantoraptor was still alive.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Granted. It's critically endangered and is popular on the black market.

I wish my bird can talk in English and coherently and I can understand it.

 

[Princess Céline]

Problem is, it doesn't have the communication skills of a parrot.

I wish I had a pet Deinocheirus

 

[Polymorph]

Granted, it dies the day after you get it.

I wish I could meet my favorite YouTubers in real life.

 

[Princess Céline]

Problem is, they live very far away from you.

I wish I could see how the earth looked like during the Devonian period.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Granted. You have to live the rest of your life there/then.

I wish I knew what to get from the vending machine downstairs.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, you buy the last one and then it gets restocked with something completely different.

I wish Waluigi was in Super Mario Odyssey.

 

[Princess Céline]

Granted, but then it would be Super Waluigi Odyssey.

I wish Elliot Carver was playable in the N64 version of The World Is Not Enough.