Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Paper Iggy Koopa]

Granted, you end up destroying the world and everyone hates you in the afterlife.

I wish i can predict the future.

 

[TinTinfinite]

granted. you see your future self inventing a time machine, travelling back in time and accidentally landed on top of YOU in the present day killing you, causing the entire universe to rip apart because 'time paradox'.

i wish no one in the whole world invents a time machine

 

[Pinkie]

granted but a person does it without your knowing.

I wish the RMV was not as boring.

 

[KoopartolBB]

I have no clue what a RMV is, so I mistake it for "rotating mario vehicle" and that thing uh.. falls on your house?

I wish for a atom that does not effect anything at all and floats in space 9001 light years away orbiting a pebble that doesn't have anything on it to not exist.

 

[Paper Iggy Koopa]

Granted. The LHC Particle Accelerator in Boston is used to test it but it something goes wrong, it crashes in the turbine tunnels and Hawking's theory of radiation is disproved, and the black hole destroys the solar system.

I wish that somebody would skype call me.

 

[Pinkie]

I have no clue what a RMV is, so I mistake it for "rotating mario vehicle" and that thing uh.. falls on your house?

RMV: Registry of Motor Vehicles

Granted. The LHC Particle Accelerator in Boston is used to test it but it something goes wrong, it crashes in the turbine tunnels and Hawking's theory of radiation is disproved, and the black hole destroys the solar system.

I wish that somebody would skype call me.

Granted. It's a hacker who steals all your personal info.

I wish Donkey Kong died.

 

[Mike Wheeler]

1-UP Mushroom

I wish Pixar would start making more original movies and not just sequels.

 

[Paper Iggy Koopa]

Granted. It sucks.

I wish that nobody can find a loophole to ruin for this wish so there won't be any feasable way to make this wish "bad".

 

[KoopartolBB]

Granted. You cannot.


I wish for a atom that does not effect anything at all and floats in space 9001 light years away from earth. Also, it will never be used for a particle accelerator or anything at all. Also, it will never touch anything.

 

[YuruNex]

Granted, it kills you.

I wish my glasses weren't so frail.

 

[KoopartolBB]

Granted. You drop it on the floor and step on it and it kills you.

I wish for a atom that does not effect anything at all and floats in space 9001 light years away from earth. Also, it will never be used for a particle accelerator or anything at all. Also, it will never touch anything. Also, it will never kill me. Also it will not exist.