Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Xandalf]

Granted, but it's not good either.

I wish I had my own pet robot!

 

[princessofalicorns]

Granted, but it's not good either.

i like mediocre stuff!

granted, but it's an evil pet robot that kills you!

i wish for more mediocre stuff! yay!

 

[Natalie J.]

granted but it gets stolen by

 

[Xandalf]

Granted, but nothing happens because nothing was wished for!

I wish I had a limousine that flies on rocket fuel! Don't ask why!

 

[Natalie J.]

granted but it explodes

this should be interesting: i wish i died

 

[Xandalf]

Granted. ...that is all.

I wish my mind was placed in an indestructible robot for eternity.

 

[Natalie J.]

granted, the robot dies

i wish i had a bigger tv

 

[NEXandGBX]

Granted, it's so big that you can't see the whole thing.

I wish I would actually have style and grace.

 

[Xandalf]

Granted but you still have a funny face.

I wish Undertale had a sequel.

 

[Natalie J.]

granted but its recalled.

I wish for stuff.

 

[Mintiously]

Granted.


It's bad stuff.

I wish I could poison my enemies.

 

[Natalie J.]

granted but you accidentally poison yourself and die

I wish the Marioverse existed in RL

 

[princessofalicorns]

granted, but you're just like mario in the sense that if an enemy so much as touches you, you die.

i wish.

 

[Natalie J.]

granted but you explode because the system crashed.

i wish for 50 dollars

 

[NathanBros]

Granted, but fake money and you got trouble expending.

I wish a time machine.

 

[Xandalf]

Granted, but by using it you create so many time paradoxes that the Earth as we know it is destroyed into an unfix-able state.

I wish we had global cooling instead of global warming.

 

[Mintiously]

Granted, but by using it you create so many time paradoxes that the Earth as we know is is destroyed into an unfix-able state.

I wish we had global cooling instead of global warming.

You said is twice.

Also,

Granted. The world will freeze.

I wish.

 

[Natalie J.]

granted but you explode because the system crashed.

i wish for something

 

[Mintiously]

granted but you explode because the system crashed.

I wish for nothing.

 

[Natalie J.]

granted but you get something.

i wish for $73.82

 

[princessofalicorns]

granted but you spend it on useless stuff

i wish that i didn't explode because of the system crashing.

 

[NathanBros]

Granted, but you imploded.

Wish for more wishes.

 

[NEXandGBX]

Granted, the genie kills you.

I wish I won't get stampeded by a hoard of bulls.

 

[Natalie J.]

granted...that's too confusing for me.

i wish for that.

 

[KoopartolBB]

Granted, but aliens steal that.

I wish for every single brick in the whole wide world to explode.