Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Meta Knight]

Granted. You can't attack

I wish to be able to never sleep and not be affected

 

[Megamario15]

Granted. You get bored and the night never ends.


I wish for Smash 5 with functioning Mario and opponents.

 

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. No more special moves, instead you get a potato.

I wish gadgets from the '70s still exists.

 

[Nate Jacobs]

Granted, they replace the newer gadgets.
I wish Gen 7 was announced.

 

[Megamario15]

Granted. It is then cancelled.


I wish for chocolate.

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. Majin Buu strikes one of your loved ones with his Chocolate Beam and gives the transformed chocolate bar to you.

I wish that I could read minds at will.

 

[Megamario15]

Granted. It reveals some upsetting info that you'd rather not know.


I wish for Pikmin 4.

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. It's for mobile devices.

I wish that I could run around at the speed of sound.

 

[Megamario15]

Granted. Sonic gets jealous and is after you.


I wish for a functioning Pikmin 4 on Wii U that is fun and rated E.

 

[Nate Jacobs]

Granted, you have SO much fun playing it that you forget to study for a test that can't be retaken. You then fail the test that determines whether you go to college or not, and you can't get a job and are poor for the rest of your life.

I wish for MONNNEEEEYYY (Tom and Jerry reference)

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. You become the money.

I wish that I had a potato.

 

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. You peel it and realized that your skin was peeled off.

I wish I'm good at Photoshop.

 

[Paper Mario]

Granted. You become so infatuated with making awesome images in Photoshop that you spend the rest of your life doing it, and never getting a job or going to school. Like me.

I wish I could get and keep a job and function properly in life.

 

[Tantusar]

Granted. You have no emotions other than sadness, and are single all your days.
I wish for a paradox to tear this thread in half.

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. You end up on the side with all of the bad posts.

I wish that I had a Cucco army.

 

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. They attack you and destroy the world.

I wish I can see Shy Guy's true face.

 

[Nate Jacobs]

Granted, Shy Guy is actually a dementor.

I wish I could hack anyone I wanted.

 

[Paper Iggy Koopa]

Granted. It fails

I wish i can see the Upcoming movie
San Andreas right now

 

[Mintiously]

Granted, they don't allow animatronics in the theater.


I wish for .

 

[Paper Iggy Koopa]

Granted. He stomps you

I wish Five Nights at Freddy's 2 was'nt a
prequel

 

[Mintiously]

Poof. It barley makes any sense.


I'M NOT WISHING!

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. You turn invisible and lose your voice.

I wish that I could jump like Mario.

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

When you land, you die from the impact.

I wish that Fire Emblem If was out and it is a very good game.

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. It sells poorly and a new Fire Emblem game is never made again.

I wish that I had a good sandwich.

 

[Paper Mario]

Granted, you become addicted and eat until you are obese.

I wish to see the SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water.