Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Meta Knight]

Granted. You can't attack

I wish to be able to never sleep and not be affected

 

[Megamario15]

Granted. You get bored and the night never ends.


I wish for Smash 5 with functioning Mario and opponents.

 

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. No more special moves, instead you get a potato.

I wish gadgets from the '70s still exists.

 

[Mike Wheeler]

Granted, they replace the newer gadgets.
I wish Gen 7 was announced.

 

[Megamario15]

Granted. It is then cancelled.


I wish for chocolate.

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. Majin Buu strikes one of your loved ones with his Chocolate Beam and gives the transformed chocolate bar to you.

I wish that I could read minds at will.

 

[Megamario15]

Granted. It reveals some upsetting info that you'd rather not know.


I wish for Pikmin 4.

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. It's for mobile devices.

I wish that I could run around at the speed of sound.

 

[Megamario15]

Granted. Sonic gets jealous and is after you.


I wish for a functioning Pikmin 4 on Wii U that is fun and rated E.

 

[Mike Wheeler]

Granted, you have SO much fun playing it that you forget to study for a test that can't be retaken. You then fail the test that determines whether you go to college or not, and you can't get a job and are poor for the rest of your life.

I wish for MONNNEEEEYYY (Tom and Jerry reference)

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. You become the money.

I wish that I had a potato.