Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Lumastar]

Granted. It's moldy cheese pizza.

I wish that I could switch bodies with someone for one hour when necessary and still switch back.

 

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. Your original body dies.

I wish everybody in the world was smart.

 

[Mintiously]

Granted. You race in Mario Kart against anybody and everyone places first place.

I wish Chain Chomp was an icon.

 

[YuruNex]

Granted, it's stray and runs away.

I wish for a life.

 

[TheFarmboy]

But then you die.

I wish for an ice cream cone.

 

[Megamario15]

Granted. I then proceed to steal it and eat it.


I wish for World Peace.

 

[TheFarmboy]

Grant, but humans are now extinct, including you.

I wish for a new car.

 

[Megamario15]

Granted. It runs you over.


I wish for world domination.

 

[Tantusar]

Granted. Someone else takes over the world. You should really be more specific. [/sarcasm]
I wish for the ability to speak fluent French, fluent Italian, fluent German, fluent Japanese, fluent Chinese and fluent English.

 

[Megamario15]

Granted. Someone else takes over the world. You should really be more specific.

The point of this thread is to not be specific and find loopholes.

I wish for the ability to speak fluent French, fluent Italian, fluent German, fluent Japanese, fluent Chinese and fluent English.

Granted. You can't read them though.


I wish for my Yoshi to come in a SMW castle with me.

 

[Tantusar]

Granted. Someone else takes over the world. You should really be more specific. [/sarcasm]
(I would have thouht that was obvious.)

Granted. It trips over halfway and dies.

I wish for my wish to be granted peacefully.