Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. You'll freeze at 5 degrees Celsius and wake up in the year 3000 with no more people on Earth.

I wish for freezing cells.

 

[Megamario15]

Granted. You are frozen for all eternity.


I wish for stuff to happen.

 

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. Half-Life 3 was announced and everybody literally blew up their minds and ended up in a blood bath.

I wish for a bigger house.

 

[NEXandGBX]

Granted, you owe lots of money to Tom Nook.

I wish to know just how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop.

 

[Nate Jacobs]

Granted, the company sues you for telling everyone the answer.

I wish I was a mod.

 

[Megamario15]

Granted. The site closes.

I wish I had more posts

 

[skulldug13]

Granted the forum dies with post

I wish that I was axe night

 

[Megamario15]

Granted. You lose your first battle.


I wish Mario was top-tier in Smash

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. In the next game, he's worse than Pichu.

I wish that a kamek emoticon existed.

 

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. Emoticons of baby princesses exist instead.

I wish there's no more baby Mario characters (excluding Baby Mario, Baby Luigi).

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. Emoticons of baby princesses exist instead.

That makes no sense. If you said too, that would work. Instead, you stated that my wish basically does not come true and only something "bad" happens.

Now for that wish: Granted. After Yoshi's Island, the Mario Bros. are no longer the main characters of the series, instead being minor characters in the story of Wario.

 

[Megamario15]

You forgot the 2nd part


I wish people wouldn't forget that.

 

[Mintiously]

Abra Cadabra, everybody forgot to grant the wish above them.

I wish and swapped lives.

 

[Paper Mario]

Granted, this makes Mario the chosen one in the Dark Prognosticus instead of Luigi. Because Mario is more likely to win than Luigi, Dimentio succeeds by possessing Mario, thus remaking the universe in his own image and now Luigi and everyone else are his slaves.

I wish for a mainline Mario game in which the final boss is Waluigi.

 

[Megamario15]

Granted. It is the remake of Sticker Star, but "worse."


I wish I could fly.

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. Since you didn't wish for super durability, you die from pushing yourself too hard.

I wish that Retro Studios would get more appreciation for the great games that they make.

 

[Megamario15]

Granted. I now appreciate... them. No other changes occur, but they are more appreciated.


I wish I had super durability for my flying

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. The government tracks you and kills you for dissection.

I wish that I could shape-shift into any form and change back infinitely.

 

[Megamario15]

Granted. You turn into a rock for protection, then you have no brain (being a rock) and cannot change back because of it. You become an eternal rock.


I wish Waluigi was nice.

 

[Lumastar]

Good one. Anyway, granted. Waluigi is so nice that he hugs everyone to death.

I wish that potatoes could poser ANYTHiNG!

 

[Megamario15]

Granted. They are very very bad potatoes.


I wish Wario had nice breath.

 

[Meta Knight]

Granted. The only one that thinks it's nice is Wario.

I wish for more wishes

 

[Megamario15]

Granted. This thread has infinite wishes, so it doesn't matter.


I wish the mysterious shadow in Luigi's Mansion wasn't there.

 

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. Creepypasta/Herobrine is now in every room in this game.

I wish everybody in the world can speak perfect English.

 

[Megamario15]

Granted. When the Russian people not on the world (I.e. in orbit) come back to the world, they understand nobody and suffer from depression.


I wish for cheese pizza.