Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, they're lions and they feast on you.

I wish I could enter/leave any video game world at will.

 

[Megamario15]

Granted. You are hit by a Mario Kart.

I wish I could fly.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

You are hit by a plane.

I wish I could make a spaceship out of a laundry basket.

 

[Megamario15]

Granted. You still cannot get there to do that because you are stuck to the hood of a Mario Kart.
Also, The spaceship reaches space... but you have no space helmet.

I wish I could be Nintendo's president.

 

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. "Please Understand".

I WISH EVERYTHING IS BACK TO NORMAL!

 

[Megamario15]

Granted. The power goes out like it normally does.

I wish I knew how to do the Backwards Long Jump Glitch.

 

[Meta Knight]

Granted your game data is erased.

I wish for a cake to give to Kirby

 

[Megamario15]

Granted. It explodes.

I wish my Yoshi could breathe fire.

 

[Meta Knight]

Granted Yoshi burns you to death

I wish for universal peace

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Somehow another conflict seems to happen far away and it is taken here.

I wish I (Gallade), was a Smash Bros. character.

 

[Megamario15]

Granted. The game is cancelled.

I wish for Mario to be king

 

[Meta Knight]

Granted. Your subjects start a mutiny.

I wish I was SS tier again