Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[RedShell]

Granted, it's a different one. Didn't you find it eating a Mario figure a while back?

I wish for a Valentine.

 

[Megamario15]

I did, and that was supposed to represent me.

Granted. It's from a female.

I wish that there was some place like home.

 

[RedShell]

Granted. Your original home was crap.

I wish for no white text or clear text.

 

[Megamario15]

Granted. There's no text at all.

I wish people would stop complaining about marquee text.

 

[RedShell]

In order to do that, the only text that exists is marquee text

I wish for glow text.

 

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. EVERY LETTER IS GLOW TEXT.

I wish for superscript and subscript.

 

[RedShell]

Everyone leaves because of the marquee glow, superscript and subscript.

I wish for all this horrible text to go away and never come back.

 

[Megamario15]

Granted all text goes away.

I wish Nintendo Power would return.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, their new mascot is Waluigi and every letter in the magazine is Γ rendering it unreadable.

I wish Nintendo would acknowledge Waluigi's 15th anniversary this year with a game.

 

[Meta Knight]

Granted, it sucks

I wish for nothing

 

[Megamario15]

Granted. The universe turns into nothing, thus destroying mankind.

I wish for world peace.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, here ya go:

I wish I wasn't broke.