Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Paper Mario]

Granted, he eats a red Koopa shell and scorches you with fire breath.

I wish to take over Mars.

 

[Megamario15]

Granted. You now have a bunch of dead robots.
I wish my had manners.

 

[Meta Knight]

Granted but now he's too boring

I wish to break Magolor's ship so he'll stay in Halcondra

 

[Megamario15]

Granted, but now all your friends hate you for doing that.
I wish that liked meatballs back in 1991.

 

[Meta Knight]

Granted, now he hates everything else and he won't even eat enemies for you anymore.

I wish I wasn't banned from Brawl tournaments

 

[Megamario15]

Granted. Now you're banned from Melee instead.
I wish people listened to me.

 

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. They're deaf.

I wish Rosalina is in EVERYTHING for the next 20 years.

 

[Megamario15]

Granted. Nothing is made.
I wish that stuff is made in the next 20 years.

 

[Paper Mario]

For the next 20 years, Waluigi-bots are mass-produced with one mission:

DESTROY MEGAMARIO15

I wish I was loved.

 

[Megamario15]

Granted. Now nobody likes you.

I wish I could reprogram those Waluigibots.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. Now they will try to destroy you for 30 years instead.

I wish there was a new F-Zero game.

 

[Paper Mario]

Granted, it ends up being worse than Big Rigs.

I wish for a new Brave Little Toaster movie that is actually good (not that I hate any of the existing ones)

 

[Megamario15]

Granted. eats you before you get a chance to see it.

I wish that my brother is if I am

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. you get kidnapped by a giant, round ghost and turned into an ugly painting.

I wish that got his own platformer.

 

[Meta Knight]

Granted, but it only lasts like 3 minutes total and the rest of the game is an RPG where you play as Mario.

I wish for a cookie

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. Upon eating it, you become fat, lazy, and greedy like Dedede.

I wish that Control the Throne was better.

 

[Megamario15]

Granted. Nobody ever beats me.
I wish I had more friends.

 

[Nate Jacobs]

Granted. Your friends are all backstabbers.

I wish I could laugh without opening my mouth.

 

[Megamario15]

Granted. You can't open your mouth.
I wish I had more friends who aren't backstabbers.

 

[Paper Mario]

Granted. They're rats instead.

I wish there was a human community living on Mars and that I can live in it.

 

[Megamario15]

Granted. They all die once you start living there and you have a bunch of dead robots and bodies.
I wish that these wishes were good.

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. All wishes outside of this thread are bad.

I wish that :facepalm: was an emoticon on the forum.

 

[Megamario15]

Granted. Mario has no head because it's in a palm tree.

 

[Nate Jacobs]

I wish people would stop forgetting to post their wishes on their threads.

 

[Megamario15]

Granted. After this post, they'll forget their "granted" things.
Please don't.
I wish I had 4 cats.