Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, you are killed by Mario.
I wish Pokemon Z came out (and that it isn't terrible)
 
Granted. It's no different then Pokémon X and Y.

I wish for Pizza.
 
Granted, but it has all the toppings you hate.
I wish I could travel into fiction books (and not in the cheesy way they advertise it at libraries.)
 
I wish you could make a wish.