Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Luigifreak]

Granted, evereythings the same, but people hate being the same and riot.

I wish I had Earthbound 1+2.

 

[Nerdy Guy]

Granted, it's an old copy that was chewed up by some Japanesse guy's dog. When ever you turn it on, the "SMAAAAAASH!" sound plays and the screen turns dark.

I wish the McCain and Obama Politicial debate was a westling match. (Yes I am awear it ended)

 

[Luigi+Daisyfan11]

Granted, but your the referee...that could get ugly

I wish that I had 999,999,999,999 trillion dollars.....

 

[Lario]

Granted. All of the money crushes your body.

I wish I lived in the universe of TF2 and survived by eating Sandviches and Spy Crabs.

 

[Luigi+Daisyfan11]

Granted but you need water to survive so you die.

I wish Golliwog was banned.

 

[Lario]

Granted. It turns out that somehow when he gets banned he becomes dictator of the world.

I wish I could be in DKC.

 

[Luigi+Daisyfan11]

Granted. Dixie Kong beats you up.

I wish Bloopermario didn't post a perverted picture of Krystal

 

[Luigifreak]

Granted. He posted a perverted pic of Fox.
I wish that I had a flamethrower.

 

[Jesus Freak]

Granted, but it backfired. Yur fried.

I wish the cake WASN'T a lie.

 

[Booman]

Granted,but it isn't tasty.
I wish it was the Fifth anniversary already.

 

[Nerdy Guy]

Granted, nobody was expecting it to come so soon, so nobody shows up.

I wish we had one of those RPG style forum games.

 

[Luigifreak]

Granted, but it's an earthbound rpg and Ninji deletes it.

 

[Nerdy Guy]

Granted, you wished for nothing, therefore you get nothing.

I wish there was a reality show where they make PETA members spend 50 days working in a slaughter house. (That would make good TV)