Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

Granted, s/he has turned into a maniac since you saw them last and kills you.

I wish I wasnt cool.

 

[SmartGuy]

Granted and....... it's pretty self explanatory.

I wish I could find my copy of Bender's game.

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

Granted, it blows up when you found it


I wish Scribble wiki never crashed.

 

[SmartGuy]

Granted, but you loose your password.

I wish I could speak better German.

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

Granted, all you learn is rude swear words, and get killed.

I wish "Calling to the Night" was either less depressing or less addicting.

 

[SmartGuy]

Granted, but you listen to something else even more depressing and addicting

I wish that was green.

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

Granted, he looks like crap.

I wish I didnt feel like crap.

 

[SmartGuy]

Granted, you feel worse than crap.

I wish didn't have a monicle and a hat.

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

Granted, he looks like a Shy Guy maskless.

I wish The king hasnt been so userused.

 

[SmartGuy]

Granted, but your life has less meaning (loljk).

I wish I wasn't too lazy to think something else to wich for.

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

Granted, I learn the meaning of wich

I wish I had a sand wich

 

[SmartGuy]

Granted, it's passed it's exporation date by a few years.

I wish I would stop posting here.

 

[DoctorWho_1995]

Granted, but then your computer stops working, and deletes all your stuff on it.

I wish someone won't make a "Lol, 69" joke on this page.

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

Granted, but Im assuming you mean 69 as in the innaproprite thing.

So you get banned for that.





I wish I wasnt cold.

 

[SmartGuy]

Granted, but you get really hot and melt.

I wish I had something to wish for.

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

Granted, its nothing of importance.

I wish I had some cheezies.

 

[Jesus Freak]

Granted, but they can explode and you swallow them RIGHT BEFORE they do.

I wish my DSi didn't take so long to ship.

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

Granted; its broken

I wish physics were cooler

 

[SmartGuy]

Granted, that means the world's molecules are so unstable that even a slight breeze can cause a gigantic asplosion.

I wish I could have my McDonald's sooner.

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

Granted, there's a pool of grease in your bag.

I wish I knew what to buy for Virtual Console.

 

[Nerdy Guy]

Granted, unfortionaly EB isn't coming out on VC.

I wish I had my own computer.

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

Granted, the supermarket blows up.

I wish I was

 

[Jesus Freak]

Granted, but my lil' bro beats him up in SSBB.

I wish that I'll be able to find Mario Party DS when we go to Gamestop.

 

[NeuralPsychosis]

Granted, you find the Mario Party DS case in Gamestop. However, the corresponding cartridge has been lost.

I wish all my troubles would disappear, just for a week.

 

[Jesus Freak]

Granted, but they come back x2.

I wish that I had something to do.