Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Nerdy Guy]

Granted, it falls out of nowhere and lands on your head.

I wish for more good TV.

 

[Booman]

Granted, you go blind after seeing so much.

I wish we had :awesome: as a smiley.

 

[Crackin355]

Granted, it jumped outta your screen and ate your head

I wish something bad wouldnt happen

 

[Nerdy Guy]

Granted, nothing happens and you continue with your life.

I wish for a time bomb to be placed in a punch bowl at some random high school prom.

 

[Luigifreak]

Yes, but you happen to be at that prom and get hit by both the explosion and the rain of punch. And you're wearing your best white clothes. I'm so evil...

 

[Nerdy Guy]

Granted, you didn't wish for anything, but I still get paid.

I wish for activity in The Shroom board.

 

[Luigifreak]

K. It's all spam and the mods delete the board.
I wish Jeff didn't get paid.

 

[Crackin355]

Granted, Jeff is broke but won a 3-Story Mansion

I wish i was an assasin

 

[Lario]

Granted. You have to kill yourself, so you do.

I wish the below poster didn't grant my wish.

 

[Crackin355]

Granted, im not posting about your wish but someone else does

I wish i could self-destruct

 

[Luigifreak]

Granted. Boom. Yes.
I wish it was.... WALUIGI TIME!!!!!!

 

[Lario]

Granted. The tradition was changed to LUIGI time.

I wish it was time!

 

[Crackin355]

Granted, DK hates the attention and kills you for granting the wish

I Wish that everyone could breath underwater and the world was covered in water

 

[wsbm]

Granted. Buffet for the sharks.

I wish yoshis were real

 

[Nerdy Guy]

Granted, they smash all the cars like in that Super Mario Advance 2 commercial.

I wish the "Hi I'm new here" thread in Off-Topic Disscussion got more attention than it does now. It's such a unknown thread.

 

[Lario]

Granted. It gets so much attention you can't keep track of posts in it due to over six billion people posting in it.

I wish there was no "Let the computer play for you" thing in NSMBW.

 

[Luigifreak]

K, but in soviet russia, THE COMPUTER STILL PLAYS YOU!!!!!
I wish more people would convert to waluigi-ism

 

[Lario]

Granted. Their first practice involves eating you, Waluigi...

I wish and came in peace with .

 

[Uniju]

Granted. Their first practice involves eating you, Waluigi...

Then dying of indigestion?

 

[Crackin355]

Granted. Bowser betrayed them and ate their livers

I wish there were more smileys

 

[wsbm]

Granted. Smileys of recolored generic enemies and the baby versions of already added characters are made.

I wish people would stop hating on the new super mario bros wii super guide

 

[Crackin355]

Granted. Smileys of recolored generic enemies and the baby versions of already added characters are made.

I wish people would stop hating on the new super mario bros wii super guide

Granted, People use it too much and is rated the easiest and worst game in the universe

 

[Lario]

Granted. You get nothing...

I wish NSMBW WAS going to be good...

 

[Crackin355]

Granted, it was so good that it became sold out in an hour and Nintendo became so rich that they quit their jobs

I wish to go to heaven

 

[wsbm]

Granted. You’re now dead

I wish people didn’t constantly portray peach as a "hoe" in their *ahem* "tributes"