Good wishes aren't always good wishes

SUPERZ · Dec 5, 2013

granted, but a ninja finds you glowing in the dark, and you die.

I wish I could turn into my personal mii character

Iggy Koopa Jr · Dec 5, 2013

Granted, you are stuck inside the device.

I wish for some money.

Fazer · Dec 5, 2013

Granted, you get toy money.

I wish I wasn't cold.

SUPERZ · Dec 5, 2013

Granted, your frozen.

I wish I could have a pet yoshi.

Pinkie · Dec 5, 2013

Granted, it kills you.

I wish i could do anything

Iggy Koopa Jr · Dec 11, 2013

Granted, you are paralysed.

I wish that I had a computer in my mind.

BowserJunior · Dec 13, 2013

Granted, you now are a feelingless automaton.

I wish I was the Doctor.

Iggy Koopa Jr · Dec 15, 2013

Meh, you get double heart failure.

I wish that Miiverse on 3DS would work better.

YoshiMonsta · Dec 15, 2013

But it works so well that someone steals your 3DS

I wish that I was the luckiest man alive.

BowserJunior · Dec 18, 2013

Granted, all your luck is bad.

I wish nothing bad would happen to me.

Giga12 · Dec 23, 2013

Granted, you get bored with everything going right and wish your life was better spent.

I wish for Scribblenauts Unmasked.

Fazer · Dec 25, 2013

Granted, it is very bad.

I wish for a drink.