Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, but you're allergic to it.

I wish I had night vision.
 
Granted, but it's 40 years into the future.

I wish I didn't need blood tests.
 
Granted, you need blood tests for next time.

I wish I am an excellent minion to Fawful
 
Granted, but :drybow: comes and kills you.

I wish I my Wi-Fi never disconnected.
 
Granted, but a criminal uses your computer and it's traced back to you and you're arrested.

I wish I was invincible.
 
Granted, for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 zeptoseconds.

I wish :dry bowser: and :bowser: died.
 
Granted but it disappears.

i wish i made all Nintendo games.
 
Granted, then you lost them all.

I wish I could be promoted.
 
Granted, it makes the server and your computer lag.

I wish I video game stores sold Gamecubes.
 
Granted but the time shortens.


I wish nerds rule the world.
 
Granted, you crashed into the surface.

I wish I am the one who controls over the universe
 
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