Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Pinkie]

Granted, your plane exploded.

I wish i could go to Kazakhstan.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, you fall down from a cliff.

I wish that McDonalds had better food.

 

[Pinkie]

Granted, it's poisoned.

I wish i was a millionaire

 

[Fazer]

Granted, but the goverment forces you to donate 50% of your money.

I wish my room was always clean.

 

[N64Dude]

Granted but your cousin makes it dirty.
i wish there were more plane simulator games.

 

[A Paragoomba and the Koopa Bros.]

Granted, but the controls are too difficult and it blows your plane up.

I wish I could use Boomer to blow up any annoying adverts.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, but it also explodes the Goal Pole.

I wish I never had a headache.

 

[N64Dude]

Granted but your head explodes from pressure.
i wish there was no such thing as athlete's foot.

 

[Pinkie]

Granted, it became athletes leg.

I wish I was on national TV.

 

[N64Dude]

Granted but people don't like you.

I wish Nintendo gave me all there videogames.

 

[Pinkie]

Granted, but they were faulty.

I wish my Wii worked.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, it works so prefectly that it became smart and took over the wor