Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, your plane exploded.

I wish i could go to Kazakhstan.
 
Granted, you fall down from a cliff.

I wish that McDonalds had better food.
 
Granted, but the goverment forces you to donate 50% of your money.

I wish my room was always clean.
 
Granted but your cousin makes it dirty.
i wish there were more plane simulator games.
 
Granted, but it also explodes the Goal Pole.

I wish I never had a headache.
 
Granted but your head explodes from pressure.
i wish there was no such thing as athlete's foot.
 
Granted but people don't like you.

I wish Nintendo gave me all there videogames.