Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, it all gains fur.

I wish I was bored.
 
Granted, you're bored because your computer, TV, and all your videogames are broken.

I wish I knew Japanese.
 
Granted, you offended the Japanese Government and start World War 3.

I wish most people on the fourm were more active.
 
you CAN fly... underwater. and, i wish there was world peace.

(My uncle wrote this, not me.)
 
Granted, we dispose of all of our now unnecessary weapons and get attacked by aliens.

I wish I had a giant man-eating lizard. (This is just too easy.)
 
Granted, the cookies are toxic and you eat them, and you as Gannon says "DIE!".

I wish I had a Windows Version 9.
 
Nerdy Guy said:
Granted but the Genie thought you said "DIE".

I wish I had a a hot dog.
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Granted. But it turns out you hot dog is really a dog.

I wish that :mario: and :peach: were married. ;)
 
Granted, but smilies can't marry, so it doesn't happen after all.

I wish for more TV channels.