Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Magitroopa]

Granted, all your data is deleted.

I wish i had a .

 

[Nerdy Guy]

Granted, but he kicks you out of your house, and never let's you in.

I wish that E-mail I sent Strong Bad asking why his head is realy big, gets to be next sb_email.

 

[Nerdy Guy]

Granted, you don't exist.

I wish I had a faster computer.

 

[reecer6]

Granted, but it runs out of your house into space.

I wish I didn't have this wish and that I would wish if I didn't wish.
*Readies for a paradox*

 

[Nerdy Guy]

Granted, the Universe expoldes from the paradox.

I wish I was around when the wiki first started.

 

[Hobbes]

granted, but you were banned and no you arent here


I wish i had a pool of chocolate (Yummy)

 

[Nerdy Guy]

Granted, Holywood people then take it away for the new Chocolate Rain music video.

I wish for [insert thing here].

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

You get a piece of papaer saying "Insufficient Paramenters"

I wish I had everything I wanted.

 

[Nerdy Guy]

Granted, Your House is too small and clasps from too much stuff.

I wish some one responded to one of my newer threads.

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

Granted, they turn into spam fests and mods ban you for starting them

I wish I had something good to post here,

 

[Magitroopa]

Granted, but nobody reads it.

I wish I had the GH4 drums.

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

Granted, there's a bee's nest in them.

I wish for a dumb blonde joke

 

[Nerdy Guy]

Granted, your hair turns blond and then someone makes a joke about you.

I wish Unjiu wasn't a jerk!!!