Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, but people laugh at them.

I wish for fish sticks.
 
Granted, but it's a fun-size one.

I wish I could give out toothbrushes to kids and videotape their reactions.
 
Granted, but that something is a bomb shoved down your esophagus.

I wish more people used the word esophagus.
 
Granted but MCD eats it


I wish I was little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a six four Impala
 
Granted but he only appears in spinoffs.

I wish for pie.
 
Granted, but you wished for the Packers to lose.

I wish I could cause the entire population of Angola to lose The Game.
 
Granted, but every other team forfeits their games for participating in an illegal gambling ring and we are given the wins 27 years later.

I wish I could think of something more creative to wish for than to be the very best, like no one ever was.
 
Sharks Territory said:
Granted, but every other team forfeits their games for participating in an illegal gambling ring and we are given the wins 27 years later.

I wish I could think of something more creative to wish for than to be the very best, like no one ever was.
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Granted. But I don't understand what the heck that means, so you get a cookie.

I wish more people liked Commander Keen. And that the respondent actually knew what Commander Keen was. (HINT: PCKF)
 
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